But that hit his eye and he said he cant see. This one hes complaining about his ear, mistake?
MiataMike
· 1 year ago
He's saying that a piece of his orbital bone floated to his cornea, and that's making his vision blurry. Anatomically impossible, but in the scope of J&A, hilarious.
SoAce
· 1 year ago
He's hinting that he might have a concussion, in which case, he may have a ringing in his ears
will
· 1 year ago
MO SARAH SHES HAWTTTTTTTTTT lol
georgia
· 1 year ago
Yess more rosie, good idea
Nick
· 1 year ago
Amir is a pimp.
zach
· 1 year ago
Diana and Amir still go out in real life though, right?
Diana
· 1 year ago
No. We broke up a few weeks ago. I wish people would stop bringing it up in forums all the time because the pain is still fresh in our minds and we are both trying to move on. If you have any respect for Amir and I, you will leave the relationship questions alone. Thanks.
Mike
· 1 year ago
Skank
Ben Morris-Rains mofo
· 1 year ago
Classic
sds
· 1 year ago
fizzake
Riceman
· 1 year ago
amir is a keeper fo sho
oliloli
· 1 year ago
hope you get it but this last sketch is an hommage about your relationship. So hope you gone get it and think about it. He is pain but worth guy for life. I know i should watch about my ass. but to being blind about it happens to all. And you might need to learn about your mistakes. Please.
Nick
· 1 year ago
uh...what?
Chad
· 1 year ago
You just confused the shit out of me. Stoned much?
Jimmy
· 1 year ago
woah ur the real diana? Hello (: and srry about what happened.
nini23
· 1 year ago
lmao i love you guyss!! i wanted to go to your show tonight so badly!! but i had surgerical procedure yesterday and i'm not supposed to get out of bed =/ suckkssss but i hope you guys have another one soon!!! =p
chilldude22
· 1 year ago
and the award for saddest excuse goes toooooooooooo NINI
Death Himself
· 1 year ago
..she laughed in my face too...
erin
· 1 year ago
yes i did hear that
Chad
· 1 year ago
I just called...to say...
Katie
· 1 year ago
I love you...?
Chad
· 1 year ago
Awwww, Katie! I knew it!
angelica
· 1 year ago
poor patrick...
ass
· 1 year ago
Jake I'm def getting laid TANIITE
heather
· 1 year ago
I think jake is going to have a nervous breakdown here at some point. it seems like amir and patrick are driving him to the edge ...
BenL12
· 1 year ago
That was soo good or whateva, totally made up for the last one this was nutso
BenL12
· 1 year ago
when did castles get punched by jake
Sean
· 1 year ago
Patrick was holding the wrong eye! Haha
yoni
· 1 year ago
sean, you are such a loser. but i appreciate it, good work
aaron
· 1 year ago
i know hallie! well not really but she goes to my school and that is good enough for me. this is exciting, i hope there is follow up. also, people were saying on the last one that pat is becoming the new amir. too true. but amir will never change so now there will be 2 amirs, which is 2 much 2 handle. 22
Bluelight Special
· 1 year ago
22/7 ???
Insane-o.
DanLopez
· 1 year ago
amir getting a girl? I like it. Cassels being featured more? I love it.
Tim
· 1 year ago
Jake did you just wish him "Good luck"? Are you trying to jinx him?
Katie
· 1 year ago
No fear my friend! At 1:02 All Jakke says is 'Luck' I do believe that he has learned his lesson on that one...
Nick Schmidt
· 1 year ago
What the...?? I get no audio. .and yes I do not have the mute button on...
Nick Schmidt
· 1 year ago
fixed it.. yep.. it was the lug nut...
name the movie..
chilldude22
· 1 year ago
ummmm saving silverman ftw??
Shae
· 1 year ago
Aw! How cute! You can't say it's not, cause it is.
dude, amirs gonna friendship kiss the shit out of her. BONJOR!
tiffchow
· 1 year ago
jake: SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THAT, ALRIGHT? CAN YOU HEAR THIS: SHUT UP. SHUT UP PAT. long [kinda] pause pat: yes i heard that.
Jes
· 1 year ago
Patrick is my favorite!!!
John Cryan
· 1 year ago
JAKE IM DEF GETTIN LAID TONIGHT!!--- haha best line in awhile!
jhickma
· 1 year ago
not to sound gay, alright maybe to sound gay, but does anyone notice jake always bites his bottom lip when he gets annoyed by amir (1:55)
sra
· 1 year ago
nope -- it's when he's tryin' not to giggle
i-heart-jake
· 1 year ago
yeah. i noticed that too... i bet you the lip bite is incorporated into his o-face
Diana
· 1 year ago
Sorry but your attempt to not sound gay didn't work. That sounded super gay.
Kym
· 1 year ago
I seriously thought this was going to end with Cassels getting punched: part two.
brent
· 1 year ago
thanks for the great entertainment!!
Andrew Bleeda
· 1 year ago
This video was great. I really like to see you guys mix it up from the same dynamic a little bit.
matt
· 1 year ago
no homo, but i love you guys.
Diana
· 1 year ago
gay
PhatAsShit
· 1 year ago
loving jake and amir is in NO WAY gay.
teaforone
· 1 year ago
"sometimes, ice cream's stupid." that was so cute.
kyle the girl
· 1 year ago
the little back away and turn around and wave from amir was too cute
chillSteve22
· 1 year ago
Saw J&A live tonight in NYC. Patrick's cameo was EPIC!!! I saw a guy in the crowd throw up in his mouth with excitement.
Jake looked nervous but still rocked hard nonetheless. They left the stage kind of awkwardly at the end though, we didn't get to applaud how ace they were. just kind of clapped for the next comic who was coming on. various weakened sauces.
PlateFaceJones
· 1 year ago
awww lucky you got to see them live. i can only dream of seeing them live along with the rest of the ch crew
Bluelight Special
· 1 year ago
I started laughing from "Who would win in a fight?" and have only stopped to breathe deep.
PlateFaceJones
· 1 year ago
so much angst within patrick's soul now hahahahah, and now jake's pouring salt on the wound. poor guy
amirica
· 1 year ago
answer my question first
amirica
· 1 year ago
"i have a secret too"
"what is it, is it about the ice cream...."
Aleks
· 1 year ago
lmfao pat was so funny in this vid. What happend to frenchin?
lol
· 1 year ago
lmaonade
Andy
· 1 year ago
Loved the call back to the punch from Ace and Jocelyn. Also the fact that she actually things Amir was trying to be funny was great.
eh i like pat, he plays a ggrreeeat role in jakeandamir, but i dont know if i would want him around every episode. its perfect how it is
Ted
· 1 year ago
Pat is hilarious. Keep him comin!
MiataMike
· 1 year ago
EPIC GUYS!
someguy
· 1 year ago
I find it so funny that Amir doesn't understand colors or numbers or anything basic things like we do. Keep incorporating that minute stuff guys because it definately makes your videos even greater than they are.
thedrunkcanuck
· 1 year ago
Everyone likes Canadians....everyone love a canuck especially a drunk one..... check out www.thedrunkcanuck.com
the marshmallow champ!!
· 1 year ago
GOD I HATE PAT!!!
aaron
· 1 year ago
i hate you
SaraAndAmirSittinInATreee
· 1 year ago
i read all the comments to make sure i wouldn't be reposting a repeat idea but i was wondering if anyone thought it was strange that jake and hallie broke up so obviously they must have had a positive relationship at some point. the fact that amir and hallie hit it off and have common idiosyncrasies tells you a lot about jake. things are really heating up lately with all the new dynamics in the characters. i can't wait to see where this goes.
dan
· 1 year ago
wow. read too much into things huh?
mrpeanut
· 1 year ago
Wow. sara you know this isnt a reality show, right?
jess
· 1 year ago
love it
yiiman
· 1 year ago
fart
Otto
· 1 year ago
Hi Hallie,
Would you like to go out with me sometime?
Otto
A-Shizzle
· 9 months ago
keep it in your pants bro
mike
· 1 year ago
hallie is a cutie
Mike
· 1 year ago
Indeed
MIke
· 1 year ago
truthfully.
Ben Morris-Rains mofo
· 1 year ago
I'd hit it. Both. What? said it.
snack pack
· 1 year ago
I wonder how Jake is going to handle this. I mean first his cousin now his ex-girlfriend.
jezebelle88
· 1 year ago
This one is so funny, hahahaha! Amir is adorably awkward around girls. I love it! And wow, Jake gets a little mad with poor Patrick. That's fine though, cause Jake can do no wrong in my book. Except maybe stop making videos. That would be horrible. Great, now I'm depressed from the thought of them one day not making videos. Just kill me now.
Albin
· 1 year ago
I'm sooo waiting for a new website... AmirandPatrick.com ... gief plx!1111111
Scott
· 1 year ago
Hallie is very hot
Clay
· 1 year ago
This one brought me back into the light. I thought you guys were losing ideas but this is the best one for quite a while.
allieee
· 1 year ago
hey boys, i was watching rerun americas best dance crew tonight, and i hear mario lopez use the word 'ace'. hah it was aceeee ;]
Ronny LaPointyMan
· 1 year ago
HAHAH
tevaughn
· 1 year ago
yo amir how did you make the website??
Lexie
· 1 year ago
I'm seriously addicted to your videos... HILARIOUS!
Emily
· 1 year ago
You can tell Amir is just trying so hard..
Erin
· 1 year ago
Jake is Patrick's Amir. my mind was just blown
missmistytina
· 1 year ago
this series is some of the best stuff here! def in top 10. this chick is awesome!
iamheinzy
· 1 year ago
haha aww he blushed soo hard
Padude
· 5 months ago
I wish Amir would get some. Like honestly, I'll give it to him if need be.
Sanmarv
· 1 year ago
What does Amir mean at 0:39? He ist using an abbreviation I don't understand and I can't figure it out.
Jacoby
· 1 year ago
BRB
be right back
he just says it in a weird voice
Sanmarv
· 1 year ago
Okay, right. That makes sense. Thank you.
Phil
· 1 year ago
"'Cause that is a battle you're not gonna win, BRB"
Sanmarv
· 1 year ago
I love Jake and Amir but it's sometimes hard to understand what they are saying because I'm not a native English speaker.
Riceman
· 1 year ago
nobody cares
hmm
· 1 year ago
I care
KEv_0
· 1 year ago
riceman yur a dick! Sanmarv keep on enjoying J&A
K
· 1 year ago
Agreediness! But *please* don't learn English from these vids.
Diana
· 1 year ago
In fact don't learn English at all. Freak. Why don't you just go back to Nebraska or whereva?
Chad
· 1 year ago
Uhhh...BRB? Be Right Back??
HarperBee
· 1 year ago
"I like your hair" "Thank you" "Is it brown?" "Yeah" "I know..."
All Comments
but seriously... my orbital bone
way to not be a douche, in all seriousness.
Can we get some more Rosie next?
no rosie and no more pat.
J & A all the waaaay.
And can someone direct me to the video when Jake punched Pat
http://www.jakeandamir.com/post/39975081/ace-an...
This one hes complaining about his ear, mistake?
also, people were saying on the last one that pat is becoming the new amir. too true. but amir will never change so now there will be 2 amirs, which is 2 much 2 handle. 22
Insane-o.
I get no audio. .and yes I do not have the mute button on...
name the movie..
http://www.jakeandamir.com/post/39975081/ace-an...
long [kinda] pause
pat: yes i heard that.
Jake looked nervous but still rocked hard nonetheless. They left the stage kind of awkwardly at the end though, we didn't get to applaud how ace they were. just kind of clapped for the next comic who was coming on. various weakened sauces.
"what is it, is it about the ice cream...."
Inspired this:
http://harperbee.tumblr.com/day/2008/07/25
Would you like to go out with me sometime?
Otto
be right back
he just says it in a weird voice
"Thank you"
"Is it brown?"
"Yeah"
"I know..."
Best part....maybe.