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Subject: Re: i want closure on J&A.. this isn't spam and youve probs got 10000 of these already.
Date: February 20, 2009 1:27:50 AM EST
To: ******@sbcglobal.net
Haha, don't worry. We aren't done.
On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 9:55 PM, Ben Fusaro <skate213@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
yo jake,
please tell me Jake and Amir is over... thats like losing a limb and/ or an ounce of really good weed.
for real tho lemme know if u guys are done that shit would be wack.
thanks,
ben
yea thats an actual email from jake hurwitz... no homo
and also you stared out your email, but you left it the second time haha
You're welcome. :-P
1:01 face ftwolf
my life is not over =D
That's my ringtone. So ace.
Please bring back Jake?
HE GONE!
this will nay work out
bring jake back now please
Mike is just a douche. He doesn't fulfill Amir at all and is only offering him short-lived satisfaction. It's a new phase that Amir will pass through quickly in favor of the Jakeyness he so adores.
Jake will be back. Or this show will end. Which is something they would probably inform us of. I'm sure they have little desire to leave their few thousand viewers sitting around going "huh..." while they sit around watching television. They've been nothing but nice to us in the past and until they come right out and say it... it should be assumed this is just a plot line that they're really enjoying.
They're probably sitting around laughing at how far we're reading into this.
BRING JAKE BACK, NOW!!!!!!
If I were to guess, I'd say Jake is an on an extended vacation. Jake's recent blog post indicates a recent event at work.
He must feel pretty bad about leaving.
Phone call denial would NEVER happen.
But, this was great.
This is just...I need to sit down.
The Happiness in Amir, and the job is the money. Amir is Yin.
I do nay like
this new guy named Mike.
For christ's sake
bring back Jake.
=D
Mike a douche and no one likes his sorry ass dead looking flowers. He's a pathetic excuse for a person and should just get the fuck out of that chair -- he does NAY deserve to be there.
you broke it down with style
This 'New Guy' freaks the shizz out of me...Bring Backk Jake!
"Chillin At The Movies Watching lots of movies" LAL.
Nice rhyme Tara ^^
Let's take it further:
Yay now what's better than cake
it's the, ass kicking jake
yeah right he'scomin back
cause this guy over here is a fag
peace out
swear to your motha
brotha
whateva
JAKEBOY COME BACK!!!!
Amir was funny like in every episode! xD
Howwww do I get that for a ringtone?
Help please. I do nay want to kill you.
Mike is nay ace. He's a little too enthusiastic. Amir seems interested, but I know he'll kick Mike to the curb once Jakke comes back :)
I do say that the hang up on Jake thing was kind of pre-apocalypsey
The reason this one came out so quickly was to cover up and preconcieved notions that it did die.
But I gotta say this is just getting better and better.
I'm going to give you be benefit of the doubt and say that it's probably the first reason.
IMO it is just an intentional counterpoint in the series to highlight that J&A are just what they are: inseparable. Without either of them the show just is not funny.
So it's not a counterpoint, it's a fucking tragic catastrophe. That ruined my day.
I think it's sweet and it will be awesome when Jake has to understand a changing Amir.
I swear you guys are going to kill me. Was it taken down so only a few people could see it? Or was it not really Amir and it was taken down for being a pack of lies (Jon Rictor)?
For those thinking I'm insane, I saw replies to the post. It was right there at the top like 5 minutes ago. It was a post from "Amir" saying that it really is all over.
UPDATE: The "Amir" post is back up... for now. So sad if what "Amir" says is true...
Back.
I WANT TO HEAR HIM CALL AMIR FUCKING RETARDED BUT I COULD SEE THATS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN :[[[[[[[[[[[[[
Hey "Mike the New Guy" I know you from somewhere. Are you from Colorado? or maybe Minnesota?
OMG why are you leaving? WHY?
AHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lol
im sure cuz of jake calling amir!!!!!
= D
Where's Jakke!!
....
......
........Jk yes we are.
Jk again this isn't Jake just proving a point that anyone can claim to be Jake or Amir, I'd wait till they announce something on their personal site before panicking.
Anyways, good ep. I can't believe that Amir hung up on Jake.
I look at your guy's "fake amir" comments or whateva and just see a bunch of sad fans in denial. It sucks but hey- we all had a good run with Jake and Amir. Everything good eventually has to come to an end... :(
http://disqus.com/people/56b17700ba4f7569728b28...
to see how many posts that IP address has made...ONLY 1! Amir post videos so this may be a fake. Please wait for an official release!
...on a further note this may be a dumb question cuz i know nothing about IP addresses ha
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=52549092571
if it was they would post it as a separate entry like their other blogs and stuff.
IT IS a joke, right?
=(
I dont know .. that could happen.
like you said....it could happen....
I know Jake will be back..i mean, this IS jake and amir.
This sucks. I want my Jake and Amir back.
Im so confused............................
Also, everybody that thinks that the show is over and Jake is leaving have apparently never realized this is fiction. Although I guess Amir could only eat at the D's, and he could have once bought Jake a wolf.
I also think it's hilarious how many comments these last 2 episodes have gotten in such a short amount of time. Does it make you guys feel special, J&A? lol It should!
I really hope that this isn't how it ends. (If it does)
I'll cry.
It wouldn't make since for Jake to really get a new job.
*sigh*
Jake & Amir please, please, please don't end!!!
You two are basically the best part of collegehumor.
=(
lets all hope for the first one ;)
reply
ps that ringtone was pretty ace.. do they have that on itunes?
ya that Amir guy is a fake b/c jake hasn't said one thing on his personal site about moving lol
anyways, definitely not over, they wouldn't have had Jake call as sort of foreshadowing if it was over.
obviously jakes not leaving forever.
stop looking so deep into it.
they just got a hit MTV show and you suspect soon that one of the main characters is going to be replaced by the 3rd episode?
sorry, but you guys are nay-ace of you believe this. its just a sketch
edit: To Laraine (if you read this), I'm not a 12 year old or a retard.
Nobody,
It's Ace Man!
Mike Is Psychic!!! And Ace Needs Jocelyn!
And also, the new guy's eyes are fucking gorgeous.
I doubt they'd reveal Jake leaving in a video. I still like the story line idea of him turning into Amir at his new job and getting fired…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
this isn't funny anymore!!!
Please make it available. Please.
Please?
I really miss Jake and Amir at their desks. A lot. :/
COME BAK.
SERIOUSLY guys you need to release an official ringtone! SRSLY.
hmmmm me thinks.... lmao
</3aylea
There's no way they would end it like this.
If Jake really were moving to the West Coast, they wouldn't make this into such a big joke.
jake is nay leaving.
PERDY AWESOME doods
That's what jake told me when I emailed him asking if they were ending the series.
getting a million emails asking
(dont worry I did it too)
..although mikey boy there is *kinddaa* cute of the face :D naw meen?
..but i dont care BRING JAKE BACK!! lmao
THE RINGTONE: http://www.mediafire.com/?ygxdgyybyvj
Poor Mike. I don't think he's as funny as Jake, but geez, that's no reason to tear into him.
I feel as though i shouldn't even bother going into detail, but i will for arguments sake.
First point, why the fuck would Jake leave CH after they just got a show with MTV.
If he really was to, they wouldn't just release it in a video like that.
Along with that, no one goes to a job interview, gets their job, and moves to california in around a week, starting the monday after getting the job.
1) unprofessional
2) it was in a damn J&A episode, the way Jake got the job and everything,
3) He's with a website that is increasingly growing by the day, getting more and more known
4) He's a lovable guy, that we all love, and wouldn't want to hurt our feelings, ever because hes such a loveable guy, he wouldn't want to hurt our feelings ever, because hes such a loveable guy, he wouldn't want to hurt our feelings ever. Mirite?
Anyways, just enjoy this storyline their creating, and stop shitting your pants :)
if not whatevs, j&a makes up like 0.0001% of my life.
cause .. i'm normal ..
You're great zombie!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Read the collegehumor page where they answer questions. someone asks if jake is really leaving and amir says, "is streeter really a woman?"
I think that's a good sign
you guys are so freakin stupid
me and jake are a match made by cupid
mike is just a pawn in our game
we're using him to build more fame of our name
i know what we're doing is pretty un-ace
go get me some chicken nuggets or i'll slap you across your face
PS.
i emailed jake asking if it was actually over and i didnt think he would reply but he did.
"Dont worry, Lizzi, im sticking around"
Dont beleive be thats fine but im staying positive.
thanks for the update
few.
to me this is so obviously just the setup to some mini J&A arc.. with jake coming back in 1-2 episodes. i hope this is self evident but if anyone needs consoling... there's no mention of jake leaving ANYWHERE else and if he actually was moving to cali, i'm sure he'd get a bigger sendoff than this.
also does anyone really believe they'd continue this with someone other than jake? someone who seems to appreciate all of amir's foibles? that's contrary to like, all of the jokes here.
just sayin
The guy who posted that as Amir is the same guy who has been posting stuff for the last 2 or 3 days. And honestly? Why would he post it as a REPLY to another post instead of posting it differently altogether? It's their own site..if he wanted a reply to 'be near the top', he could have made a completely different post separate from the video to say so.
Plus countless people have emailed Jake, and he's replied to everybody saying it wasn't true. And I double checked that Q&A on Collegehumor. It isn't ending.
Breathe.
And also, google the ringtone to find it. Or, it's also uploaded on crostel.com for free.
Looking forward to the next episode, guys. :)
In every episode, as of late, he does one "Amir-ism" (saying "nay", doing the punching thing Jocelyn does, and having Sarah be blunt with him, etc).
I think Jake is going to get to his new job and he will act like Amir and get fired.
So yeah.
Plus, Jakes blog says he still lives in New York.
They all laughed at me, too D:
This is not happening... It's not real. This is a joke. Ha ha ha
... Right?
- it is just a story development: Mike (AKA the new guy) is a psychotic Amir freak that they introduce as a new character, because:
a) notice how Jake calls Amir for the first time ever? What, he misses him? Do you really believe that? Indeed. That Mike dude just locked him up somewhere, he escaped and is now trying to warn Amir
b) why would anyone laugh with Amir's jokes directly? how can this evolve to a continueing story? Tell me please, because as far as I know the writers aren't goofballs.
Now being serious, after 800 comments I think, Andy Kaufman isn't dead, and when doesn't say fnord he directs screwup videos for Collegehumor.
In the last few days, Conan O'Brien has mentally prepared homself for his new show in California. He wanted to take that seat for a long time, and he also earned it. Just like he earned to become a legendary icon in New York comedy.
The best way to pay the man an homage and acknowledge how deeply he will be missed is having Jake Hurwitz play a similar role while being sneaky at his workplace. In show business that would not be unusual, since appearences are everything.
Besides that everything else is a sketch, and salutes to those who did have noticed the usage of sentences from previous clips.
On behalf of the guy who played or is Mike, he was brave to accept a possible rant war on him.
So á lá Kaufman, Jake and Amir did screw with us and hope they laugh their ass off over this.
Fnord
By the way, just read Jakes's last article on CH, if you tag him on Facebook, he will surely kill anyone personally, so boys and girls show how big of a fans you are and give him a tag or note or waddeva, he has to come back from California:d
In other news there was someone who wrote it could have happened ano one knows about. Sure, not like you don't have integrated blog utilities in browsers or in mobile phones, especially in New York where you can post on Google where your mobile phone (and supposedly) you are.
P.S.: I could only write the Sawyer reference because thanks to CH my family doctor regularly prescribes me Losticillin
Lame jokes aside they will clarify this some time between tonight's show and the 26th, where they have to appear as a duo. I still stick to the honorif gesture to Conan so I guess when his replacement will have his show, Jake will return.
And if not we still have the clone Amir who forced Zach to shoot Amir once and he can host Eva Amir
Go freaking choke on a mcnugget or something! Jake needs to swoop down and swift Amir away like an angel and tell me that everything will be alright and tell amir that he completes him.
But I still love you Amir.....so suck it "Mike".
trip to Cali for amir?
Thanks for all your support.
Just to clear things up, I AM the real Amir Blumenfolds. This was the last episode of The Adventures Of Jake and Amir. CollegeHumor Incorporated was bought out by MTV and we're going to undergo some restructuring. Given the state of the economy, many members of the staff will more than likely be let go.
(Which is a real shame because MySpace is about to start charging for membership, and we won't be able to afford to keep our accounts.)
Hey! MOM close the door!
I'm writing fake comments so lonely, bored people will have something to talk about!
It isn't over. Stop freaking out. The people who are posting as Amir are definitely not even close to being legit.
hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhhhaaahahahahahahahhahhhahahahaha.
i love you guys so much.
p.s. i know its part of the plot but just include jake because i miss his gleeming face....just kidding..about that part. kinda weird but yeeya uummm. hah. mike is chill i guess. hahah. know what! nevermind! do what you want cuz its all funny and good either way so i am happy. awesome. cool. totally....rad. fo sho! jake and amir 4 eva. yeeya son.
The tables have turned..
Anyway, this video was in a flow.
The new guy is ok, but nothing beats Jake + Amir <3
what video did amir comment on?
Click on the name, if it was really Amir it would have an account.
jake isn't gone. check out the jake and amir sketch "new computer". jake wouldn't leave the computer he bought himself, would he? NO.
his stuff is still there and so is jake.
this is something someone posted on another discussion about this on their facebook page. it shows you that the "amir" who posted is not the legit one. hope you enjoy my proof:
http://x33.xanga.com/33fc81f1c6731234511704/b18...
-OR-
this LEGIT email from this guy ben who emailed jake after watching "new guy" (also on their facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#topic_top) READ THE EMAIL BOTTOM TO TOP:
From: jakehurwitz@gmail.com
Subject: Re: i want closure on J&A.. this isn't spam and youve probs got 10000 of these already.
Date: February 20, 2009 1:27:50 AM EST
To: ******@sbcglobal.net
Haha, don't worry. We aren't done.
On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 9:55 PM, Ben Fusaro <skate213@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
yo jake,
please tell me Jake and Amir is over... thats like losing a limb and/ or an ounce of really good weed.
for real tho lemme know if u guys are done that shit would be wack.
thanks,
ben
We're ending the Jake and Amir sketches...
Jake really had to move to the west coast for work related issues and the fact that collegehumor.com has been bought out by MTV and they wanted newer "staff members" (who are the actors at collegehumor).
No, we will not continue sketches with Mike but a shout out to him for filling in for Jake on the last sketch. Jake was really sad he couldn't make the last sketch but it would've been too hard for him to be in it.
Thanks to all you loyal fans out there for being awesome and following the show. It meant a lot. You guys are the best.
Your Gully,
Amir
PS I'll post this on the website in a few days but I wanted to give the most loyal fans (the ones who read and post comments) the real deal first. Thanks again everybody.
Further proof the top comment was a fake. The site contains an IP address profile go to the link
http://disqus.com/people/56b17700ba4f7569728b28...
to see how many posts that IP address has made...ONLY 1! Amir post videos so this may be a fake. Please wait for an official release!
if you post unclaimed you can post as Amir and it saves your IP address as an account. thanks for reading and please wait for a front page post.
All you have to do is put a different email address down and it will be a link to a separate page. You can even try it yourself RIGHT NOW.
\
That's what AMIR DID. No, I don't know why he used an anonymous account. Probably to actually get through to the real fans first.
I believe it. Jake and Amir is over.
You all can't keep living in denial ahahahaha.
go to crostel.com and create an account. Then click here http://www.crostel.com/search/aceandjocelynring...
don't click 'get it' underneath..instead, click the tiny picture of the gray cell phone right above the 'get it', and click 'send' when your number pops up.
voila, you have the ringtone.
We're ending the Jake and Amir sketches...
Jake really had to move to the west coast for work related issues and the fact that collegehumor.com has been bought out by MTV and they wanted newer "staff members" (who are the actors at collegehumor).
No, we will not continue sketches with Mike but a shout out to him for filling in for Jake on the last sketch. Jake was really sad he couldn't make the last sketch but it would've been too hard for him to be in it.
Thanks to all you loyal fans out there for being awesome and following the show. It meant a lot. You guys are the best.
Your Gully,
Amir
PS I'll post this on the website in a few days but I wanted to give the most loyal fans (the ones who read and post comments) the real deal first. Thanks again everybody.
I call shenanigans. Collegehumor is owned by Connected Ventures LLC, which is owned by IAC / InterActiveCorp -- which is a well funded conglomerate with revenue in the billions.
If Amir wanted to make a post that everyone could see -- THIS IS A BLOG and he could have just posted a short note on there... just like they have in the past with the t-shirt contest, announcements about video milestones, new features, and the recent poster contest.
Long and short, this "Amir" guy is most likely just posting bullocks.
...maybe it's the real amir posting it but wants everyone to talk about it to make a lot of hype for upcoming episodes where Jakke comes back. Ever think of that?
...or maybe we are all just wayyyy over analyzing it- real amir, real story on that comment, real end of the show.
It's still too early to tell people! Just hold tight. I for one think it is real and that a similar message will be put up later but that's just me. believe whatever you want.
I for one am done making comments about how I think it's a conspiracy. (even know that was a huge ass comment for me lol)
1) Mtv didn't buy collegehumor
2) Even if they did, the headquarters for Mtv is in NYC, so moving him to west coast is silly.
3) if jake works for mtv as an actor, why send him all the way out to the west coast, away from headquaters, from collegehumor [now "owned" by mtv], and all of his infamous roles. All these vital things are in NYC. there's just no reason for him to be in california.
1. Why would J&A have a poster contest if they knew they were shutting down the next week.
2. Jake was in the "The kind of porn you can't find online" video yesterday
just checking..
If you're Jon Rictor, posing as Amir to spread more lies... I hate you even more today than I did yesterday.
i nay want the show to end....ever...
its i do nae want the show to end, u said i not want the show to end
hhehe
but yeah, that would such pretty hard
...or maybe i just dont want to believe it ='(
If its true, I'm really sad, but Thanks for making a ton of hilarious videos that brighten my day/ life. Haha. You guys are awesome. I find it odd that there isn't an actual post about this....Please don't be true.
...
PLEASE DON'T BE TRUE.
Jake isn't gone, he posted a new article yesterday. "Jake was really sad he couldn't make the last sketch but it would've been too hard for him to be in it." Right, not there but able to post articles. I think NAY.
Not Amir, it's John Richtor being a dick again. I'll believe this when I SEE Amir say this on a video. Until then, Jake and Amir live on.
But at Jake and Amir they tell it like it is
Yay business major...
They could be keeping it quiet for now until they have like a grand opening for a new website (or second season of the show or whateva) that they can hype up and stuff
Do you not know ANYTHING about the stock market?
I looked, I read. There is NOTHING on Viacom's website. Thankyou very much
According the the United States law, the MUST, i repeat MUST, release this information ahead of time. Period, there is no such thing as "keeping it quiet" Keeping it quiet is called insider trading. And you probably know about insider trading cuz you watch the tabloid shows and heard about Martha Stewart. Any business transation that involves a public company's (Viacom, owns MTV) purchase of any other company, private or public, must be released to the public, or Viacom faces HUGE fines.
I can assure you they aren't going to face multi million dollar fines in this economy so Derek and Tom can get "hyped up" about a new website.
Do me a favor Tom, and learn before you want to roll with the big boys.
UUBER PWNAGE
#1 I still don't believe what you say
#2 just face the face the facts they aren't coming back\
#3 don't bother arguing back at me because im not an extreme computer nerd like you enough to actually stick around and wait for a reply\
so do us a favor and just go back to whacking to gay internet porn on your mom's computer
peace
it's called a joke. You really think i spend my life on the internet?
Nay.
Also, gay internet porn on my mom's computer. Good one. Original, your mom make that up for you?
Tool
Do me a favor Tom, and learn before you want to roll with the big boys. "
I stand corrected, too. This is clearly a joke, what with the clear cut punchline and all.
http://www.jakeandamir.com/post/81148944/new-of...
as a j&a veteran, i hope they come back. but derek seems to have his facts straight and the rest of you are gonna feel REAL dumb if they do keep making episodes.
just sayin. :)
also, nateh's a moron if he didn't see what I was doing there...
this is really freaking small I got it.
and i'd just like to point out: mike is a creepster. a creepster extraordinaire.
love my daily dose of j&a... oh and derek was right.
This is nay really Amir.
btw santa claus isn't real either.
I don't really buy the the PS at the end.
Plus, how could you have such an unceremonious and uncertain finale for such an epic web series.
Beware of false prophets
The truth hurts sometimes lol
idk!!!!
Sorry guys, Amir just took a practical joke too far as usual. Disregard his post above and sorry for the confusion.
Jake
i'm even going to suggest that perhaps "amir" is streeter orchestrating his newest prank war move?
"unclaimed profile" amir
2 they wouldn't put jake in the promo for him to not be in the actual thing
3 he would use a blog not the comments section
so stupid
http://www.jakehurwitz.com/
or his mom...
http://lolliblog.tumblr.com/
they don't update as much though.
It's not weird.
ive lost all faih in humanity..
If someone can find this, post it as a reply - but I can assure you, this is not really Amir.
Another thing, anyone can make their name Amir. If he did want to post, he would have posted it on the front page - not go make us search for it in the comments.
WHAT A BAD MAN YOU ARE!
I'll bet the real Jake and Amir are laughing their asses off at everyone freaking out and starting all these rumors. You've got to admit, it's pretty funny. Everyone needs to just relax, put your heads down at your desks and breathe deeply for a few minutes. Think happy thoughts, like getting an infinity amount of Chicken McNuggets. It is going to be okay. :P
http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=amir.jpg
Don't believe me? See the comments section of the video 'Resolutions' on Jake and Amir
Excellent find Shai
Is this a jooke?! because its not a veryy funny one :(
I really hope it's the first because that allows me to have faith in this world.
Anyway, I agree with Amir. Mike is pretty ace.