DISQUS

Carlos · 7 months ago

"Then i guess i cant kill myself!"
hahahaha

beejsauce · 7 months ago

for the epic swine

Jazz · 7 months ago

Ahahahahaha. You kids are ridiculous. Thank you for raising awareness on this alleged pandemic.

tat2zle · 7 months ago

i thought amir only ate mcnuggets!! he is expanding his horizons! gawrsh i love him

Libby · 7 months ago

mcnuggets give you swine flu. duh.

Tiffany · 7 months ago

How are there no comments yet?

Jade · 7 months ago

this is a good one. i liked all of the corrections and that it was continuous and not a bunch put together.! :D "kay i was standing up eating a sleeve of wafer cones MOM." hahahaha. lots of cleverness in there too. yeeeya woop woop woop

marrrrgo · 7 months ago

hahah i agreee 1000%. this was perrrrrrrrrfect :) as always

mikeyames · 7 months ago

You know Jake's acting is improving when he can pull this off in one take?
BUT...
Was he reading off cue cards?
Practicing for SNL?!?

hayden · 7 months ago

amir blumenfeld fan group on facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid...

:)

Leila · 7 months ago

love it! :)
the ending made me laugh

Chad · 7 months ago

Liar... you didn't finish it

the MAN · 7 months ago

I wish this episode was funny, but it wasn't, at all

joshc · 7 months ago

how do you not like "we're together, so this might be heaven."?

CESAROX · 7 months ago

"or hell..."

jna180 · 3 months ago

"the MAN" has no signs of humor whatsoever

beXter144 · 7 months ago

AHHHHHHHHH third. I have never been this close. ever. This one was pretty ace.

crouton · 7 months ago

VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

nobodymm · 4 months ago

WASTE OF SPAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jakejakejakejakejakeand AMIR! · 7 months ago

Yay beXter144! congrats lunch buddy

K dub · 7 months ago

so open mouth french kissing a pig is bad...good to know

tarmaie · 7 months ago

Only if you're doing it while it sneezes. So...

marrrrgo · 7 months ago

hahahaha

Ted · 7 months ago

So wait... does this mean I have swine flu? O_o

Vivian · 7 months ago

only if it sneezes in your mouth...

idiotonuni · 7 months ago

what if it coffs does that mean i have the shine flu? whgats a shine any cow? get it cow instead of how

MSouth234 · 7 months ago

hahaha oh my gosh this was hilarious!

MSouth234 · 7 months ago

also.... all in one take?

very impressive!

Kyle Lowe · 7 months ago

That's what I was thinking!

sorrowful · 7 months ago

how do u knw its all in one take?

john · 7 months ago

because there are obviously no edits

Tina · 7 months ago

I think I enjoyed the starting moreso than others lol "You're watching Jake and Amir... uh who are you?" lol

Although the thought of Amir boinking a pig disturbs me .... and I'm sure their intention was to instill the image in people's brains. Now I get to go to class traumatized. That's awesome.

HelenOfTroy · 7 months ago

I want to eat a sleeve of wafer cones :)

stevecrowley · 7 months ago

hooray for current events!

aaroon84 · 7 months ago

Live it so much! :D

Bluelight Special · 7 months ago

See... this is why my parents warned me about frenching pigs.

Garrett · 7 months ago

QQ:
Wafer Cones or McNuggets?

KimZar · 7 months ago

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
that was hilarious. and i love it how it was about swine flu.
very very very very good idea.

I LOVE YOU GUYS <3

hilarious.

Nathan · 7 months ago

haha, I am so glad you guys made an episode on Swine Flu! Hilarious!

Lindsey · 7 months ago

Best ending!

Haris · 7 months ago

first and last 2 seconds FTWolf

Slaw · 7 months ago

Is it wrong that i may or may not have shit my pants a little laughing at this. sleeve of wafer cones. thats awesome.

TrashL · 7 months ago

Hahaha totally needed this. J&A... the perfect antidote to revision :)

Nick · 7 months ago

LOL, gooood times!!!

amie · 7 months ago

Oh, so frenching pigs is 'weird' now? GOD, how many more things must we be judged for?!!!

marrrrgo · 7 months ago

hahaha

deft · 7 months ago

So you lied to me about standing?

Rose · 7 months ago

Oh Amir. You poor poor child.

Alexandra · 7 months ago

This one was hilarious! So fucken ace..

samantha02050 · 7 months ago

thank god you two are back. DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN

Guest · 7 months ago

I've noticed that the only way Jake can keep from laughing during a take is to completely avoid eye contact with Amir. ;-)

AbdulOfTroy · 7 months ago

"If we are dead then I can't kill myself!"
LOLOLOL
another reent one going in my Top ten
:D love the new J & A's

Shae · 7 months ago

I think next ep AMir should have a crapload of gauze wrapped around his wrist.

ryan · 7 months ago

oh my GORSH that was halarious!

jersey j&a fan · 7 months ago

amir-"uhhhhhhhh what does it matter i have swim flu"
jake-"swine flu"
amir-"wine flu"
jake-"i was right with swine flu"
ahahaha again J&A top themselves with another great episode

wasuup_rocker · 7 months ago

haha i love swine flu my school is closd till may 18

alex j · 7 months ago

n1.

also i think that's my hoodie, jake.

random
http://store.americanapparel.net/2001staw.html#i
get that in yellow, wear it with a dark jean.

Jenna C · 7 months ago

hahahahaha! this is great guys

chillcomprende22 · 7 months ago

Ay caramba! Mi enfermito!

d · 7 months ago

yessssssssssssssssssss

Shai · 7 months ago

This one was alright.. not as good as previous though

Chris · 7 months ago

Chillace ending. That's right, chillace.

ashley · 7 months ago

omg. chillace.
i love it.

Sauter · 7 months ago

closest to FIRST i will ever get. Except you don't get swine flu like that.

Mark · 7 months ago

Haha That was great.
"Quick test. If we're already dead the
I can't kill myself." Wow so fucken ace.

Jessica Blumenfeld · 7 months ago

oh wow that was epic!

william s · 7 months ago

QQ if we are dead then i cant kill myself right now. Best episode ever!

Daniel · 7 months ago

was hilarious, really, ...but

u guys know that "swine" flu isn't transferable through pigs. just human being 2 human being, ... so.

sorrowful · 7 months ago

ya i dont think they get a scientific consultant on these things! lol just making us laugh! :)

c0nzo · 7 months ago

thats true actually. cause the first person who ever got swine flu got it from a human. and he got it from a ... uh... human. and he...
wait, how could anyone ever get swine flu then?!

sorrowful · 7 months ago

can u guys come up with more videos faster!!!!!!

Jjenny · 7 months ago

hahahah
definitely quotable

I liked the salad bit.

kelsey · 7 months ago

hahahha hilarious!!

Durr.. · 7 months ago

Swing and a miss..The last episode was too good for this one not to be terrible!

muizzle · 7 months ago

2 weeks and they came up with a really funny joke. its worth waiting lol

DonJon · 7 months ago

Swin' flu...swine flu...wine flu...
HAHAHAHHAHA....funny!!! Great you guys!!! NO MORE SOAP OPERAS, THIS IS THE SHIT!!! ACE!!!

muizzle · 7 months ago

hey guys have anyone of you bought their tshirt from bustedtees? are they of a good quality?

MSouth234 · 7 months ago

i love my Jake and Amir shirt! it's super comfy and it didn't shrink or anything! they're really nice quality =]

ashley · 7 months ago

the shirt is AMAZING--all there shirts are. i suggest you get it; cuz its pretty ace.

Jill · 7 months ago

Amir totally made love to a pig.

Yaelisimone · 7 months ago

May madness. fever! And the swine flu...

jezebelle88 · 7 months ago

Hahahaha I love this one!

jackstaar · 7 months ago

omfg i've been waitign desperatly for you guys to do one abotu swine flu haha!

patrick · 7 months ago

swine flu ftw


http://patakaawesomekid.tumblr.com/

Mike · 7 months ago

Quick little test... bahahahaha! Did anyone else think that Amir was wearing the penguin suit from the video's first frame?

Sarah · 7 months ago

lol Amir your crazyyyyyy

Just reading the title made me laugh

shana · 7 months ago

noooooooooooo, dont kill yourself...too risky to test. try flying, like off a table or something.

Mackenzie · 7 months ago

hahahahaha i love swine flu...and amirs apparent love for swine....or swimming..."so you lied to me about standing?"

HALF · 7 months ago

dis shyt is madd funny

Liz · 7 months ago

ahhaah ohh swine flu. its even making j&a make a funny episode out of it
SWINE 09! loveed the ending

alex · 7 months ago

haha the last ~20 sec were j&a gold

jakeandEXmirihateeemmmmmmnow · 7 months ago

I was a fan. My sister died of swine flue yesterday. Not funny. You went to far.

FurryDonkeyy · 7 months ago

Well she shouldn't have been fucking pigs, she deserved to die. It was probably aids not swine flu,

c0nzo · 7 months ago

strange that only people whos sisters have died by swine flu dont think this is funny

Chelsea · 7 months ago

Wow, that's nice of you. Great compassion there.

c0nzo · 7 months ago

i doubt jakeandEXmirihateeemmmmmmnow is telling the truth.
if so, they should know 1000s of people die of regular flu a year, and people dont try to avoid talking about that.
you should see the humour in this, even if someone you know has died of swine flu. it SHOULD cheer you up.

Chelsea · 7 months ago

I was replying to FurryDonkeyy. Not you. And though it should cheer someone up, it might just be a little soon to joke about someone's death, in my opinion.

christinaaaa · 7 months ago

hahahahahahahahah
you lied to me about standing up?

Tara · 7 months ago

this legit is my favorite one. just because it mocks what should be mocked

Lin · 7 months ago

one take jake! or not!

I've been yearning for more J&A videos..thanks for satisfying my craving. After this I'll continue checking 10 times every hour for new videos.

jchipmunk481 · 7 months ago

I'm getting tired of everyone @ my work asking if we have masks. And suddenly the whole country is concerned about buying hand soap and hand sanitizer. Why weren't they washing their hands to begin with? There are nastier things in the world than Swine Flu, people!

Bluelight Special · 7 months ago

I can't believe more people haven't pointed out the "I haven't had a salad since" thing.

James · 7 months ago

My J&A craving is now satisfied, for another few days at least

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RHCP21 · 7 months ago

Lol ... Loved This Alot :D

Got Alot Of Time For Amirs Antics ;)

x

EZS · 7 months ago

"Just a quick little test...
OM-"

lmfao. one of my favs starting right. now.

keyboardviolation · 7 months ago

I haven't laughed out loud since... well since the last video.

jake · 7 months ago

jake

Shizukarumi · 7 months ago

"we r hanging out so this might be heaven" aaaaaw

MOM!

c0nzo · 7 months ago

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908626
chicken mcnuggets for the wolf

comment n00b · 7 months ago

jake jake jake jake, hey guys im just writing to tell u im a massive fan and love all your shows, thanks for the entertainment, i think this is the greatest thanks i can possibly offer for ur weekily hillarity. Or if u really wanted i could do ur washing or be a sex slave or something, i duno, im just really bored so i decided to comment on your vid, this was a goodun so i thought it may as well be this one, if there is anyone out there that is still reading this comment... i ask why? why would u bother reading this stupid farking comment? the person who wrote it clearly has ds (downsyndrome) and a mild case of dss(deadshitsyndrome) so du have that little of a life to keep reading... and reading and reading... or maybe its because im so damn articulate and the words just roll on from sentence to sentence gripping you like my angry father grips my 4 year olds brother neck because he fails to pronounce the word misconceptions and barely is able to spell it. Btw this is my first time ive ever commented on any website and i thought i may as well piss every one off...cept u jake n amir.. much love my fury friends stay sexy u hot hot hot hot donkeys.. btw nothing. peace out naggers :D p.s i liked this vid it made me cum a bit.
P.p.s brb just getting a tissue

Hector · 7 months ago

I LOVE IT

Shannon · 7 months ago

LOVE THEM :D

-how did the pig get on on the roof of the building??
--the swine flu!

stevecrowley · 7 months ago

I'm trying to smile like a big boy, but shouldn't there be a new one today? What about the one they filmed in central park?

Hector · 7 months ago

i think that the reason they didnt put one up is because of the all nighter tonight thats the ONLY thing i can think of..

and im waiting for the central park one too.. =/

stevecrowley · 7 months ago

yeahh i thought of that too. I'm not even gonna be around tonight! Doesn't collegehumor know that college kids go out on thursdays??

Andrew Cox · 7 months ago

HAHAHAHa tht was probably one of the funniest ones yet. How do you guys come up with this? Do you just sit around until you think of something or what?

Money D · 7 months ago

One take jake is actually living up to his literal namesake.

Zach · 6 months ago

Haha this is great.
Great work Jake.. and Amir.

Lillyyyyyy · 5 months ago

"I've gone swim flu"
"Swine flu"
"Wine flu"
"I was right with swine flu"

haha i actually like the "THIS EPISODE OF JAKE AND AMIR"..."WHO R U?"..."who r u!?"

haha :) "then i cant kill myself right now!" "OM-"

Lillyyyyyy · 5 months ago

oops put gone instead of got

jamesdiemer · 5 months ago

don't do it amir... don't go emo on me!!! SWINE FLU JOKES ARE FUNNY